Friday, November 16, 2012

Magazine "Seattle Met"

I have just recently became aware of a magazine called Seattle Met because I work with an individual that received the prestigious 2012 Light A Fire award for Extraordinary Board Member which is so commendable!!

Seattle Metropolitan magazine is a definitely a great resource for individuals living in Seattle but it's still one of those magazines that I kind of thumb through. The only magazines that I have subscriptions for are Entertainment Weekly and Real Simple. However, there were three articles/pages in November's Seattle Metropolitan that I found amusing and would like to share them with you:

"More Buds than Beans"

"A Job Seeker's Flow Chart"
"In the Bedroom"

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

First Attempt Making Pad Thai

Chicken Pad Thai
I love cooking, but sometimes it is simplier and more pragmatic to just go and buy the entree you want from your favorite restaurant, especially if you live by yourself because you will be eating that dish for many days as leftovers. I have about 10 Thai restaurants within a 5 minute walk around my Seattle apartment, but I thought I would give preparing Chicken Pad Thai a whirl. There are so many recipes out there, but I chose to go with the "Shrimp Pad Thai" recipe from the cookbook What to Cook & How to Cook It. Of course I made some substitutions/adaptations for my preference. Below is the original recipe and in red are how I tweaked the recipe. The recipe was really good but it just felt like a lot of work and preparation and there were plenty of leftovers (and the leftovers were even better than when I ate it fresh).

Ingredients:
14 oz wide rice noodles
12 oz firm, tofu, drained (did not put in)
3 fat cloves of garlic (I put 5, major fan of garlic not so much for the heartburn though)
1 bunch of scallions
1 small bunch fresh cilantro
1 tbsp vegetable or sunflower oil (I used vegetable)
3 tbsp tamarind paste (optional) (I could not find this at my local QFC)
3 tbsp sweet chili sauce (I used 9 tbsp because when I used 3 it did not seem to have enough sauce)
3 tbsp nam pla (Thai fish sauce) (I used 9 tbsp because when I used 3 it did not seem to be enough)
1.5 tbsp sugar (I used 3 tbsp since I tripled the other liquids for the sauce, and no I did not mess up the math I just wanted it to be too sweet so I only doubled the sugar)
1 handful roasted peanuts (optional) (did not put in)
4 large eggs
7 oz uncooked shrimp, shelled and deveined (I substituted with 2 boneless chicken breasts)
1/2 tsp dried chili flakes (or more if you like) (I used 1 tbsp)
2 limes
3.5 oz bean sprouts (did not put in)

Directions:
- Put the noodles in a large bowl, then pour enough boiling water over them to cover. Stir gently and let soak until you get to step 8.
-Crush the garlic, and thinly slice the scallions. Pick the leaves from the cilantro.
-Put a wok over medium-high heat and cook chicken breasts.
-Meanwhile, put the tamarind paste (if using), chili sauce, fish sauce, and sugar into a small measuring cup and stir together. Roughly chop the peanuts (if using). Crack the eggs into a bowl and loosely beat them with a fork.
-Put cook chicken back in pan, add oil, chili flakes, and half of the scallions. Cook for 1 minute, stirring, until the garlic and scallions smell fragnant.
-Transfer the chicken to a plate, then add the beaten eggs to the pan. Cook for 30 seconds to 1 minute, moving the eggs around the pan a little with a wooden spoon until just set, like an omelet.
-Lift the omelet out of the pan and transfer it to a cutting board. Roll it up like a pancake, then cut across the roll to make long thin strips.
-Return the pan to the heat, drain the noodles and add them to the pan. Add the sauce, most of the cilantro leaves, the shredded egg, chicken, the remaining scallions, and a squeeze of lime juice, and toss well.
-Add peanutes and beansprouts at the end on the plate before serving.

Monday, November 12, 2012

101 Places NOT to See

I have currently just finished reading the book, 101 Places Not to See Before You Die by Catherine Price. As a person who loves to travel I was curious if I had visited any of the places mentioned in the book. I have been to 5/101 places (Wall Drug, Mount Rushmore, Seattle Gum Wall, Las Vegas and the sidewalk outside the Roman Coliseum during Crazy Gladiator's shift).

Here are some of the memorable places that I do NOT have the travel bug to explore:
  • The Testicle Festival: A festival dedicated to bull testicles that attracts 15,000 people that has the slogan "Come Have A Ball."
  • The Beijing Museum of Tap Water: A 2001 edict required the city to open 150 new museums by 2008; hence this museum along with museums devoted to goldfish, honeybees, and red sandalwood. 
    • An interesting fact in this chapter is that in 2007 Beijing was the first Chinese city whose water officially passed a test for 106 contaminants; but is still unsafe to drink.
  • An Overnight Stay at a Korean Temple: After reading this chapter I know I am absolutely not cut out to be a monk
  • Other museums to not visit are the Needle Museum (in England) and the Tupperware Museum.
  • The Blarney Stone: And here the Rolling Stones thought they saw the most kissing action obviously were not aware of this famous stone that gets approximately 400,000 kissing visitors that risk contracting STDs for some good luck...Luck of the Irish, I don't think so....
  • Fucking Austria: a village that refuses to change it's name because it's annual GDP is highly dependent on it's T-shirt sales. Also there is a Newfoundland town that is called Dildo, home of the Dildo Museum, and holds the Historic Dildo Days summer event.
  • Any Place Whose Primary Claim to Fame is a Large Fiberglass Thing: This includes a Big Banana in Australia. For those of you that do not know I absolutely loathe bananas. I have even posted about my abhorrence for bananas in other blog postings.  
  • Manneken Pis: Means "little pee man" that has a sister statue called Jeanneke Pis
  • The Annual Poison Oak Show: Festival that involves the Best Arrangement of Poison Oak, Best Poison Oak Accessory or Jewelry, Most Original Poison Oak Dish, and Best Photo of Poison Oak Rash. This show is another reason why I despise plants (I don't stereotype, I hate ALL plants) and this is why when I own a yard I will replace the grass with concrete....no mowing the grass for me.
  • The Next Eruption of the Yellowstone Supervolcano: Between the volcano that is due to erupt (it erupts every 600,000 to 700,000 years and it's been 640,000) and the major fault line that in the past has caused an entire mountain to collapse, I have decided that Yellowstone Park is getting removed from my Bucket List of Things to do Before I Die, because I would most likely die there. I love nature and hiking, but not that much!
  • The Bottom of a Pig Lagoon: I have concluded that this is the worst way to die; it has been know to wipe out entire families.
    • Fun fact: The average pig produces three times as much feces as your average human and it all ends up in a lagoon along with other "goodies".
My overall review of the book is that I learned a lot of informational tidbits; however, I was reading it initially for comic value. There was definitely parts that made me giggle, but not as much as I had anticipated.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Way-Too-Early Christmas Song and Traditions



This may get me labeled as an absolute Grinch, but today (November 5th) while I was driving and listening to the radio, the song "White Christmas" came on; I couldn't believe it!  Halloween just ended less than a week ago and it's already Christmas time; each year the Christmas holiday seems to start earlier and earlier. At this rate, I can envision after Valentine's Day that the aisles in department stores will be filled with candy canes, wrapping paper and fake snow.

Now that it is November I must prepare myself to be constantly reminded that Christmas is just around the corner; therefore, for my coping mechanism to deal with the extremely too early Christmas celebration that starts every year, I have come up with my ideal pre-Christmas celebrations:
  • Christmas songs cannot begin to be played on the radio until it snows or when Thanksgiving is over
  • Christmas decorations should not be in aisles of stores until the week of Thanksgiving; having them stocked in the store the day after Halloween is far too early 
  • Holiday music albums should not come out until the month of December
  • Stores should not have Christmas sales until at least Black Friday
  • Starbucks Holiday Red Cups do not come out until December, NOT November. I do not wish to look at Santa and Frosty while I am enjoying the fall weather of the leaves changing while downing my coffee
  • Santa hats should not be worn until December because I keep thinking I am seeing "Where's Waldo" around town and it shouldn't be that easy to spot him
  • It is never okay to tie jingle bells onto children shoes; although I appreciate the warning that a child is approaching, the constant jingling is causing me to have pre-hypertension symptoms and I am only 26 years old
  • Animals should not already be subjected to being put in holiday costumes; if you wouldn't wear it than you shouldn't put it on your pet
  • Nativity sets should not be out in front of religious establishments until the month of December
  • Do not wish a "Merry Christmas" to people until the middle of December....and why is every other holiday "happy" (i.e. Happy Easter, Happy Thanksgiving) but Christmas gets a "merry"?
  • Egg Nog should be discontinued all together and so should Fruit Cake...no one has ever said "yum Fruit Cake"?
  • Respect the Thanksgiving Turkey and do not put up Christmas decoration until after Thanksgiving, and don't use the excuse "well I want to put them up before the weather gets bad"
  • Caroling is absolutely not allowed until December
  • Christmas list making is not permitted until December
  • Santa sightings at stores should not be until the month of December
  • The time frame for parents to tell kids if they aren't good then Santa will bring them coal is December 1st-December 23rd
  • October is the month for carving pumpkins, November is the month for killing turkeys, and December is the month for cutting down trees
I found the lyrics to the Way-Too-Early Christmas Song:
It’s not December
It’s barely even November
Outside it’s still too warm for snow to fall

Halloween was yesterday
And winter’s still a ways away
But try to tell that to the folks down at the mall

Inside’s a winter wonderland
I’m sorry, I don’t understand
‘cause mistletoe on Veteran’s Day seems wrong

But the shops are filled with Christmas cheer
And on the speakers, all you hear
Is the way-too-early Christmas song

Leaves just started changing
But the stores are rearranging
Their décor to wintry Christmas themes

See the red and green displays:
“Just 58 more shopping days”
And cardboard elves are planting plastic trees

Jesus in his manger cradle
Plus a little token dreidel
In a big display next to the Cinnabon

With three wise men and gifts they bring
Just plug them in, and they all sing
The way-too-early Christmas song

I know you need to satisfy your investors
But couldn’t you wait at least until the Savior’s third trimester?

Finally, just outside the Master-Cuts
Was Santa, and that fat bastard’s
“Ho ho ho”-ing drove me up the wall

Something snapped, I lost control
And kicked him square in his North Pole
And as he dropped, I decked him in his halls

So, my friends, I wish you well
From the mall security holding cell
I hope that they don’t keep me here too long

May you and yours find peace and love
Unless you are the writer of
The way-too-early Christmas song